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Well, since for the last 3 years my profile has been featuring prominently that post I wrote in the midst of NG's 2009 April fool's joke, I thought I'd actually write something else that is more representative of yours truly. So... here are some facts:

1) Nowadays I mostly come just for the audio portal, for music to play in the background of my work. I like things that are melodic and atmospheric.

2) I love beat-them-up flash games. My all-time-favourite is still Disorderly. It's very "wrong" but as fun as bleep if you look past that.

3) I'm Canadian and hence enjoy randomly inserting u's into words. I do say "eh" sometimes but never pronounce about as "aboot". No one does. Just like you can't find a Chinese person who'd tell you that he/she eats chicken balls growing up.

4) I'm a decent programmer and would love to learn how to make flash games one day. The big problem is that I'm also a visual art retard.

That's it. I'll update this as I see fit.